Annapolis Capital Punishment

Annapolis Politics reports that our City Council will soon have a special closed session to discuss a legal issue to do with the Market House. See: www.annapolispolitics.blogspot.com/2008/01/something-going-down-with-market-house.html
While Brian at Annapolis Politics speculates what the meeting may be about, CP has come up with his own wondrous imaginings:

1. The Mayor plans to franchise the Market House concept and start opening them up around the world at all of our sister cities.

2. We will move the police department into the facility while they try to get the mess cleaned up at the one-day-to-be-completed police station.

3. They wish to empty out the Market House to use it as a storage site for all the materials they are dredging up at City Dock, which will likely be the next source of yet another lawsuit about a city construction project.

4. The Mayor will use it as the new stable and depot for the horse and #^&^# Segways she wants to get for the police department.

5. Homeland Security will make this the new holding cell for dissident bloggers. Great-I always wanted a water view. It will be called Anna-Ghraib.

6. City Council will consider the legal ramifications of purposefully torching the Market House, thus collecting insurance money and getting the darn thing over and done with, otherwise known as Municipal Lighting.

7. They are considering giving it over to the incipient Sailing Hall of Fame.

8. Some of the Aldermen are planning to release the secret ingredients of the fried dough and pretzels that makes the Market House so special and inviting and such a wonderful and welcome addition to our town.

9. City Administrator Bob Agee has a new plan to heat and cool the beleaguered facility. All we know is that it has something to do with redirecting hot air from Council Chambers and the State Capitol building.

10. They are considering making it the new headquarters of the new Annapolis Department of (fill in the blank)