Annapolis Capital Punishment

Okay--this is sure to offend since somebody out there who is driving one of those guzzlers...as they are trying to unload them as quickly as possible too...but here's a story sure to show up one driver of a late model fancy SUV parked at the Eastport Giant Supermarket. One of CP's friends swears it's true, but...so, he pulls into a parking spot to shop and this huge SUV is parked at an angle sticking over into the spot he's trying to occupy. To the other side of the SUV is the little hut for the unused shopping carts so it's not as if the SUV driver had to park so poorly--he or she just did it and did not care. As my friend is trying to get out of his car, he notices an entire set of keys is sitting on the front seat AND the doors are unlocked. He glances around and then scribbles a note:

Dear SUV (Stupid Ugly Vehicle)driver

"Great--first you can't park, then you leave your keys sitting on the front seat and you did not lock the doors." He opens the door, throws the note on to the driver's seat and casually does his shopping....end of story? I can think of a few ways I might have handled such a situation, including ignoring it....but my friend? That's another story...and speaking of another story, CP invites readers to write in with their own ending....