Segway? No Way! ~ Annapolis Capital Punishment
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Segway? No Way!

Cp has long fought Segways, those ridiculous contraptions,and mainly because they are legal on Maryland sidewalks, which is due to the inventor funding a well orchestrated pr campaign before they were even on the market. I have asked our Alderman to consider a law to ban them in Annapolis, but.....plastic bags, illegal sidewalk taxes and toy guns are more dangerous I suppose.

IN ANY EVENT....the latest edition of one of our many local, feel-good, infotainment publications sports a cover showing a gaggle of these Segway riders occupying one of our lovely, bricked, downtown sidewalks. Each one appears young and healthy. Why can't they walk? HEY YOU LAZY BUMS....GET OFF OUR SIDEWALKS!!! GO FOR A WALK! Our city was designed for walking...Your Segways don't belong there. Go play on them in traffic.....elsewhere within this publication is an interesting piece about global oil reserves and production....might there be a connection between our lazy transportation choices and our oil consumption????

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