Annapolis Capital Punishment

which was also known as The Battle of Manassas? (don't read anything into that...you know....Man-ass-as) This time there is a video of Leopold At the Mall....but don't get too excited. It's a bit different. You do remember the Mall incident yes?--where he tried to maintain his Union...in a very civil kind of way....In this video, he's impersonating Lincoln, as in Honest Abe. This time he's fully clothed....albeit with a fake beard. And this time it seems that even fewer people are paying attention. In fact, it's painfully embarrassing, but in a different way. Mostly he says how glad he is to be back in Maryland and talks about what he eats for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Gag me...with a spoon. See Leopold as Abraham Lincoln .

All of which gave me this idea about the Get It Up In The Back Seat Undress (with apologies to our late President):

I scored about seven days ago, and brought forth the police upon this parking lot, where with a new sensation, almost conceived in the back seat, and was dedicated to having made a proposition.

Now we are engaged in a great civil debate, testing whether that police call, or any such police call so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure without getting to the truth. We are met here on a great parking lot of that mall. We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for the people's trust in me, for those who gave me their vote that this county might prosper. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should know the truth about what happened.

But in a larger sense we can not dedicate - we can not conflagrate - we can not wallow in what I did on this parking lot. I wish the world and the media would little note, nor long remember, what I did here, but they can't seem to ever let me forget what I did here.

.....I just know that somewhere there's an AACo officer about to be promoted to Lieutenant.......I wish the exec. would just be honest with us, like Honest Abe. (If this post is too abstruse, go study your Civil War history)


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