So, Is The Midshipman The Son or the Daughter? Or....What Other Future Events Can They Predict? ~ Annapolis Capital Punishment

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

So, Is The Midshipman The Son or the Daughter? Or....What Other Future Events Can They Predict?

Oh! If only our The Capital could do this!!! I'd be reading the financial reports for sure! This just in from the online version of The Star Local News in Texas, a newspaper that apparently prints all the news that is about to happen, but does not seem able to determine the gender of its subjects:

Published: Monday, May 3, 2010 5:23 PM CDT
Mary Stromm
U.S. Navy Ensign Eric Thomas Stromme, son/daughter of John and Mary Stromme, graduated from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD on May 28,2010 and was commissioned as an Officer in the U.S. Navy successfully completed four years of intensive academic, physical, and professional training, resulting in a Bachelor of Science Degree with a major in Mechanical engineering.  As a graduate of the Naval Academy, Ens. Stromme completed a four-year, total immersion program where a strong, balanced academic program, focused on the educational needs of the Navy and Marine Corps, is superimposed on a strict, professional military training environment emphasizing the development of leadership skills.  Following graduation, Ens.Stromme has been assigned to Charleston SC where he/she will continue studies/training in _nuclear submarines.

Considered one of the top educational institutions in the country, the U.S.Naval Academy was founded in 1845 and has graduated more than 60,000 men and women as Naval and Marine Corps Officers.  Its graduates include 4,000 Admirals and Generals, one President, 200 members of Congress, three Governors, 73 Medal of Honor winners, one Nobel Prize winner, and 40 Astronauts.

The Naval Academy currently has more than 4,000 students who comprise the Brigade of Midshipmen and who come from every state in the union.

Ens. Stromme is a 2007 graduate of Frisco High School, Frisco, TX.

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1 Comment:

USNA Ancient said...

Other than the facts that his/her sex is indistinguishable and it is not yet late May 2010 ... how did he finish in less than 3 years [June 2007-May2010] ... my head hurts !; must be the time machine ... and where the hell are the Eloi ?

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