Annapolis Capital Punishment

1. Fight global warming. Become a zero carbon something or other..... (carbon? aint that we're based on??) While I'm there, remember to take your powdered water pills. Just add water and mix. Careful--there may be chemicals such as oxygen or hydrogen. Drink cautiously.

2. Take a trip...a trip to anywhere. Follow Mayor Moyer's lead and set up a sister city relationship. Capital Editor Tom Marquardt has suggested Bhagdad. At least that way we won't have any junkets. Bhagdad? Would that be a paper Bhagdad or plastic Bhagdad?

3. Go to Ahh Coffee! Walk or ride your bike. Have a cold drink. Meet a neighbor.

4. Jump in the Bay. It's not dead...yet. And there are no sea nettles this year. I wonder why???

5. Read more blogs. Start your own blog. Better yet--just read CP.

6. Go to Glen Burnie, Highland Beach, Odenton and set up a sister city relationship.

7. Go to Glen Burnie, Highland Beach, Odenton and set up a brother city relationship.

8. Go to Glen Burnie, Highland Beach, Odenton and set up a second cousin on your mother's side twice removed city relationship.

9. Kill your tv.

10. Go to the Farmer's Market.

11. Make real iced tea or real lemonade, not the syrupy fake stuff that has tvads telling you how real it is.

12. Get involved. Fight crime. Run for office. Improve your neighborhood. Or just sit back and watch everything go to h-e-double hockeysticks.

13. Go to h-e-double hockeysticks. It's probably cooler than here.....

14. Start a local anti-crime vigilante group. Beat them up before they beat you up. 'nuff said!