DEAR CAPITAL EDITORS, PLEASE MAKE SURE THE DEAL IS SWEET ENOUGH FOR ERIC AND JOE ~ Annapolis Capital Punishment
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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

DEAR CAPITAL EDITORS, PLEASE MAKE SURE THE DEAL IS SWEET ENOUGH FOR ERIC AND JOE

On second thought, Capital editors, if letting employees go means bye bye to Eric Smith and Joe Gross, then please, do whatever is necessary to make them take the bait and shrink their news hole. Offer free cigarettes to Eric, free spareribs to Joe, or whatever it takes. They certainly must be eligible for the buyout. With their salaries gone, this means you can hire some real writers, and perhaps six or seven of them in their place, and probably still save money. Everyone benefits.

Let Eric and Joe go out for pizza together and pontificate about potholes and postcards. Together. In peace. In their golden days. And give us a most welcome rest from their inanities. It's the perfect time. Go Eric. Go Joe. Go in peace.

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