(Bloggers can't always be serious, can we???) Popular entertainers Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey today announced their joint-candidacy for president of the United States. Norris, the white actor best known for his martial arts exploits, and Winfrey, the black hostess of her own talk show, said they planned a unique kind of power sharing if elected. The two said that their involvement in the campaigns of Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee had been such a powerful experience that garnered more attention than did the candidates themselves only proved why the two of them should run together.
In a joint statement issued in Hollywood today, the two said, "With Hillary Clinton you get a strong woman and with Obama, you get a strong African American. But with the two of us, you get all of that and more. Besides, we can act, and that's important for a president. It's been shown many times. Reagan did it and everybody loved him. Same with Arnold. Nobody wants to cross Oprah, and nobody will dare mess with Chuck Norris. We're unbeatable," they declared.
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