Every once in a while, CP's spam filter lets an unwanted solicitation pass through. This one was just so good, I had to share it with readers:
From; Mrs, Alice Aziz Gumel.
Lot 32 Iit 32 Rue De La Paix Marcory,
Abidjan Cote d'ivore
From; Mrs, Alice Aziz Gumel.
Lot 32 Iit 32 Rue De La Paix Marcory,
Abidjan Cote d'ivore
My Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my son intend to establish in your country.Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life. I am Mrs, Alice Aziz Gumel, from ivory coast. wife of Dr,Aziz Gumel the director of a gold and diamond company in ivory coast. I have $12.mUSD which was made by my husband before she was assasinated by unknown persons in oct 2006. My husband left this money in a suspence account in a bank here in my country. I seek your permision to remmit this amount into your account so that i could come to your country for investment and to further my son studies. I want you to help me retrieve these fund from the bank and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:
1). Telecommunication
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel
4). Real Estate
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel
4). Real Estate
If you can be of an assistance to me i will be pleased to offer to you 10% Of the total fund.
I await your soonest response.
Respectfully yours,
Mrs, Alice Aziz Gumel.
Here is my response to Ms. Gumel:
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Dear Mrs. Alice Aziz Gumel:
I am so sorry of hear of the assassination of your husband. She must have been wonderful hooman being. I hope the police find these unknown persons and make them known. Maybe they'll be Republicans!
I will be pleased to help you with this money in your suspence account, which I should say, the suspence is killing me! (Ha that's a joke, nothing personal-I'm not speaking of your 'dreadful murder of course)
Okay, so when do I get my ten percent?
Sincerely,
Mr. Paul Foer
Capital Receivers for Annapolis Punishment (CRAP)
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stay tuned.......
Respectfully yours,
Mrs, Alice Aziz Gumel.
Here is my response to Ms. Gumel:
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Dear Mrs. Alice Aziz Gumel:
I am so sorry of hear of the assassination of your husband. She must have been wonderful hooman being. I hope the police find these unknown persons and make them known. Maybe they'll be Republicans!
I will be pleased to help you with this money in your suspence account, which I should say, the suspence is killing me! (Ha that's a joke, nothing personal-I'm not speaking of your 'dreadful murder of course)
Okay, so when do I get my ten percent?
Sincerely,
Mr. Paul Foer
Capital Receivers for Annapolis Punishment (CRAP)
______________________
stay tuned.......
1 Comment:
Paul:
I am very disappointed in your response, while intended to be humerous, I take exception to your comment that "Maybe they'll be Republicans"
As a self proclaimed professional journalist, I would expect more of you than to make such broad and sweeping statements of hatred and bitterness toward a group of people who happen to share a different political opinion than yours.
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